if I could give you a zero, I would, but because I can't, I give you a one.

This is your average enjoyer of this book versus normal people: https://imgur.com/a/7z0kBUI

4.5 Stars for me.

EDIT (9.21.2025): Your Vampire: the Masquerade campaign is not a good idea for a vampire novel. 2.5 stars.

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i finished this book in one sitting while i was sick a couple of years ago and i still remember it pretty fondly despite it feeling like a fever dream when i was done.

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twink carragay and his antics are so fucking annoying omg

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this book triggered my depression to the point where I had an entire mental breakdown my junior year of high school

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this is actually a 3.5 star book for me. it wasn't bad. it was my first ali hazelwood book and it was fun, admittedly. that being said, i'd consider reading this book like eating candy. good in the moment, but probably not good for long term reading health.

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